thanks to our friends at the Global Sports Fraternity, I give you the BCS Chimps!

http://www.globalsportsfraternity.com/home/college/2009/10/13/bcs-headquarters-october-13th-2009/

Statement by Professor Emeritus Vince Mullins, Jr.
Following Meeting of the FCB Ministers and Bowl Subdivision Commissioners

Orlando, FL– At today’s meeting of the FCB Ministers and Bowl Subdivision Commissioners, we finalized an aggressive action plan to address the turmoil in college football in regards to upsets and the stresses on our academic institutions. This action plan provides a coherent framework that will direct our individual and collective policy steps to strengthen academic institutions, protect fantasy football owners, and provide liquid refreshment to tailgaters everywhere.

College football investors around the world have taken measures to enhance market stability by addressing market abuse. Here in the United States, we suggest steps to protect the investments of the American people by increasing scholarship limits at Michigan, Notre Dame, Auburn and Tennessee so they can return to prominence. Read the rest of this entry →